Tea

For optimal results, drink as a latte. For a suboptimal result, add anchovy paste.

Sugar craving? Add some, and a bit of milk to this beverage for a pleasant cinnamon cloud.

Have you just gone through a rough day? Sit in a comfortable sofa with a cup of Creamy caramel. Say again, a rough what?

Enjoy an afternoon Earl Gray with your beautiful British accent and small cucumber sandwiches.

It’s a great match with the “Les feuilles mortes de Jacques Prévert” poem or the “La chanson de Prévert de Serge Gainsbourg” song. But, you know, with a Bruce Willis action flick...it's still good!

Has one of your friends just learned a bad news? Comfort him/her with this tea “infused” with good humor. If it does not work, try whisky instead.

Exhausted? Flu symptoms? Never underestimate the power of chamomile and pj’s. Together, they are only stronger.

If you want to do a naked snow bath, you're going to catch a cold anyway.

Please. Do not add NesQuick Strawberry chocolate to your latte.

A treat that will make you forget your daily life little disappointments such as: convenience store sandwiches, American politics and "yes men" people.

Eat chocolate. Questions?

Super powers? I agree, but do not try to fly. It's just an herbal tea after all.