Tea

Breathe in, breathe out. Take a sip. Breathe in, breathe out.

For a complete experience, put on warm stockings. Still cold? Opt for a heated bag or cat on your feet.

Enjoy HO HO HO! by the living room fire place. I f you don’t have a fire palce, YouTube can offer a solid imitation.

For an optimal experience, add sugar and milk. Waggle your hips on furious Indian music. And, it’s on.

Get ready to enjoy a little serenity in every cup. Good night, gang.

For optimal results, drink as a latte. For a suboptimal result, add anchovy paste.

Excellent at mealtime, Lapsang Souchong can also be used in cooking. Mix it with the cooking juices of a grilled chicken or roasted veal, you’ll thank me later.

As healthy as organic alfalfa, but much more exciting.

It takes two to mango... (ahem)

Nowadays, we have too little opportunity to use the question "Did your tea took away that trapping tubby cough?" in a conversation.

Even better with a sound massage with Tibetan bowls,that releases tension through the sound that flows through the body. Although, it's a whole lot of planning for a cup of tea.

Have you just gone through a rough day? Sit in a comfortable sofa with a cup of Creamy caramel. Say again, a rough what?