Tea

Nowadays, we have too little opportunity to use the question "Did your tea took away that trapping tubby cough?" in a conversation.

Turmeric comes from Zingiberaceae, a family of tropical monocotyledonous plants. Clearly a good ice-breaker for a first date.

For a complete experience, put on warm stockings. Still cold? Opt for a heated bag or cat on your feet.

Excellent at mealtime, Lapsang Souchong can also be used in cooking. Mix it with the cooking juices of a grilled chicken or roasted veal, you’ll thank me later.

Enjoy HO HO HO! by the living room fire place. I f you don’t have a fire palce, YouTube can offer a solid imitation.

For an optimal experience, add sugar and milk. Waggle your hips on furious Indian music. And, it’s on.

Get hold of some comfort, while keeping fresh as a blueberry...

For optimal results, drink as a latte. For a suboptimal result, add anchovy paste.

It's 2 am and you want a cup of Earl Gray? No problem. However, I advise you to go to bed.

As healthy as organic alfalfa, but much more exciting.

It takes two to mango... (ahem)

Bathroom scrubbing, paying your taxes, asking for a raise: whatever your feat, Key lime pie offers you a reward worthy of the name.