Tea

Please. Do not add NesQuick Strawberry chocolate to your latte.

Eat chocolate. Questions?

This Earl Gray suits those wishing to practice their Provencal accent. It’s particularly good with a Marcel Pagnol movie, followed by a petanque match.

Jasmine the dragon has the power to turn the most unpleasant person into a fine diplomat *. The purest refinement you can find, that will let no one blanked, believe me. * According to some fuzzy studies.

Never believe the stories of someone who has just been drinking Flowery lavender. It seems to have a strange effect.

For an optimal experience, add sugar and milk. Waggle your hips on furious Indian music. And, it’s on.

With a little sugar and milk, this caffeine free chai is great for children that wish to discover tea. After all, we love them even more when they sleep ...

Asian flower is as comforting as your granny’s apple pie. Like her, it solves any problems.

If you don't have a car to sing with the windows down, try it while running really fast.

For optimal results, drink as a latte. For a suboptimal result, add anchovy paste.

American Pie, Dumb and Dumber, The Hangover ; all these movies become deep, complex and refined when accompanied by this tea.

Sugar craving? Add some, and a bit of milk to this beverage for a pleasant cinnamon cloud.