Tea

Better safe than sorry. Before "grumbling like a monster", trust the powers of ginger and do not underestimate the hours of sleep.

Be cool, but don't be fresh.

Jasmine the dragon has the power to turn the most unpleasant person into a fine diplomat *. The purest refinement you can find, that will let no one blanked, believe me. * According to some fuzzy studies.

Enhances any form of country picnic and non-crusty sandwiches.

If you repeat the word "Matcha Chai" over and over again, you will get a great latina song.

For an optimal experience, add sugar and milk. Waggle your hips on furious Indian music. And, it’s on.

For optimal results, drink as a latte. For a suboptimal result, add anchovy paste.

By the way, did you know that the Mouk-Mouk Islands also exist in Abitibi P.Q.? A destination much more economical, although a little less exotic ....

Looking for a tea that goes with power-death-metal? We love you already! :-)

If you want to do a naked snow bath, you're going to catch a cold anyway.

Use your bamboo whip to dissolve your Matcha like a pro. Japanese tea master Rikyû would be proud!

Eat chocolate. Questions?