Tea

Excellent at mealtime, Lapsang Souchong can also be used in cooking. Mix it with the cooking juices of a grilled chicken or roasted veal, you’ll thank me later.

For an optimal experience, add sugar and milk. Waggle your hips on furious Indian music. And, it’s on.

For optimal results, drink as a latte. For a suboptimal result, add anchovy paste.

Undoubtedly, this tea is perfect for reading in a hammock, playing Marco Polo at the pool, eating your twelfth corn or even an unlikely combination of these three activities.

The leaves can be infused two to three times in a row, each time extending the infusion time. Yeah, that’s right, sometimes I give real advice.

Since it does not contain a lot of caffeine, it’s a perfect tea for an evening beverage. After that, you can do whatever you want!

Before changing your lounge orientation, drink a cup of Feng Shui. Your back will thank you.

It’s a great match with the “Les feuilles mortes de Jacques Prévert” poem or the “La chanson de Prévert de Serge Gainsbourg” song. But, you know, with a Bruce Willis action flick...it's still good!

Drink against an acute winter sickness or during a beautiful summer day. In any case, a flower necklace is required.

Exhausted? Flu symptoms? Never underestimate the power of chamomile and pj’s. Together, they are only stronger.

Get hold of some comfort, while keeping fresh as a blueberry...

To instil confidence in a suspicious audience, insert into a conversation that you drink a second harvest tea from Pussimbing garden. You’re now immediately credible.