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Tea
For an optimal experience, add sugar and milk. Waggle your hips on furious Indian music. And, it’s on.
American Pie, Dumb and Dumber, The Hangover ; all these movies become deep, complex and refined when accompanied by this tea.
The leaves can be infused two to three times in a row, each time extending the infusion time. Yeah, that’s right, sometimes I give real advice.
Savor it with a dose of sharp English humor, such as Monty Python or Little Britain.
It’s a rainy monday morning, you just dropped your phone in a puddle and a passing truck splashes all over? You deserve a little sunny comfort, especially considering the fact that ... you just missed your bus…
This tea is refined and very well cultivated. It is therefore perfect for listening to a non-subtitled Hungarian author film or a lecture on string theory.
To instill confidence in a suspicious audience, insert into a conversation that you drink organic tea, second harvest, Pussimbing. You’re now immediately credible.
As healthy as organic alfalfa, but much more exciting.
Perfect for reciting haiku, gong in hand and lost in thoughts.